Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
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The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
There is eyeliner on my toilet. Vodka and I have a love hate relationship.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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