I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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