i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
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We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
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