i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
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There is NOTHING better than watching a child being chased by an ostrich.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
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Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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