He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
well don't blame me. sometimes vibrators go missing and people get angry. these things happen
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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