Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
planned parenthood is perfect for picking up chicks...they all put out
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
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