Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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