Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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