how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
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Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
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sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Come home, I'm drunk on the porch and pretending to smoke breadsticks like cigarettes. Enticing, right?
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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