some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
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there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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