Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
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Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
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when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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