they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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