awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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