I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
my liver is dry heaving
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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