Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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