apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
people are starting to question the shark bite story
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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