the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
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I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
If you think you're having a bad day, know that upon waking up, I was informed that I blew my nose in a piece of bread last night
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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