I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
I forgot how hot balto sounded
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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