Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
Randomize
