i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
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