Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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