The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
You were trust falling into bushes
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