how do flat chested girls get laid?
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
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He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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