Eating a burrito bowl w/ queso sauce is about as cool as the first time you have sex w/ out a condom
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
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