well most of my day revolves around power hour
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I just ate a fried snickers. I now officially accept all fat jokes
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I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
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It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
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