people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
Is it creepy to message a girl and say you had me at stocked liquor cabinet?
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
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pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
We were destined to go to rehab together
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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