you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
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