How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
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We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Bumble is fuckin insane here. I'm going to break a hip.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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