You just made me feel so damn special
drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
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She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize