Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
I.V.'s should just be available for purchase at Walmart. God I'm dehydrated.
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm doing an Uber ride of shame in a red, white and blue bikini top and America shorts. Good for me.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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