erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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