Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
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You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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