You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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