He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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