I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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