Do you still have your period?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I came so hard my ears popped.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
If you think I'm going to drive 5.5 hours just to bang a guy, you'd be absolutely right.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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