Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
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I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
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So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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