butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
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You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
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