dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
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