Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
love makes seman taste better
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Well it might’ve been because you asked to play What Makes You Beautiful at the club
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