life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
That's probably why white girls drink so much espresso. Piledriving coke and vodka crans takes a fucking toll man
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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