Don't you send me to vm
Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Pants are for mortals
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
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