just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
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Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
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Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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