Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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