apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
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thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
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Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
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