i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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