The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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