I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
dude I just sharted for the first time ever, kind of gross
well what did you think, shitting your pants would be fun
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Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
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We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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