Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
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