from now on my penis is your penis
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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