living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
Randomize
