I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Hey, what's a nice way of saying "Why'd you send me a picture of your boobs last night" without seeming ungrateful?
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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