Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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