we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
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I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
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He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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