was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Don't text me when you know I'm doing lines on my phone
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
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I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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