Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
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She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
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I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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